The Confusing Case of Corona NYC vs. D.C.

Some basic observations from a basic person below.

What are some of the things needed for the virus to spread?

People:

There must be people to have human to human spread. Is it reasonable to expect the more people the more spread?

NYC stats:

LocationTotal PopPop DensityTotal Positive
Greater NYC8,126,45527,000/sq mile105,000

D.C. stats:

LocationTotal PopPop DensityTotal Positive
Washington DC705,00011,500/sq mile902

While it’s true that NYC has a much denser population (the number above is skewed even more by Stanton Island), the fact remains that both metro locations are quite densely populated. Why then does DC have less than 1% of the total positive cases as NYC? Does doubling the population density result directly in this type of discrepancy?

Conducive Climate:

NYC and DC are 300 miles apart. Both are basically coastal with no huge geographical impediments in between like mountain ranges or the like. Anecdotal, but the current temp and humidity vary between the two cities by 1 degree and 4% humidity.

Lack of Social Distancing:

DC started their stay at home order on 4/1. NYC 3/22. No idea how well it is being obeyed, but it seems reasonable to think that there is probably some similarity in the two citizenry’s reaction. DC started their order 9 days after NYC, which would lead one to think the virus would have spread more openly for over a week in the city with a fraction of the infections.

Survivability on surfaces:

Is there any way to understand the potential differences between the personal hygiene habits of two population centers? Would it be meaningful enough to produce the difference between 902 and 105,000?

Maybe it’s just testing? If it’s a difference in testing, why the even larger discrepancy in death rate? 3,565 to just 21.

There are strange situations like this all over. LA and Phoenix.

Phoenix still has golf courses and beauty salons open. LA (and CA) has been locked down for over two weeks. Pop density is 3,200/sq mi for Phoenix vs 8,000/sq mi for LA. The weather in LA and Phoenix was fairly close in March with Phoenix being 70’s/50’s and LA 60’s/50’s. Is this related to only population density? LA has denser population that is more strongly locked down. Phoenix has a less dense population that is not as strongly locked down.

Strange times.

Grim Title to Get that Click!

It is preferable to have a scary picture tied to the title to increase the chance of eyeballs scanning your piece and more importantly your advertisements. After all, websites only pay for themselves if eyes see adverts.

Now that you’ve snared a reader with a scare tactic, keep the fear and anxiety going. Another picture with an ominous caption should work well. Something involving WW1 era gas masks meant to protect soldiers during trench warfare would be an excellent choice. Always promote war imagery if possible; an excellent way to heighten anxiety. Depending on the perceived reputation of your organization, you may need a well-placed and subtle caveat in your picture’s subtitle. If your organization engages in more outlandish commentary, forgo the hedge.


Between the scare title, one or two gas mask pictures, and a scary subtitle for your pictures, you’ve got your eyeballs and your ad rev.

The body of the piece doesn’t matter so much. If your editor likes numbers and “facts”, feel free to throw some on in. Just make sure you contradict them: in the exact same piece, in a piece you wrote recently or will write soon, or in something that has been written or said by someone else. When a number of significance is hit (this is largely arbitrary and simply focuses on round numbers of either infected or dead), write a piece about it. That story will write itself while you wait on your microwave dinner to heat and will be an easy win because people will already know about the milestone and seek this story out themselves.

ABOVE ALL, do not take the importance of maintaining off the charts anxiety lightly! As the weather warms in the northern hemisphere where the majority of cases are, people tend to become more active, enjoy the weather, and pay attention to the keepers of the information less and their family and friends more. Don’t worry about things like hobbies, sporting events, kid’s baseball games, concerts and the like. The others will handle that. Our job is crucial to them being successful in theirs. We are men and women of action and anxiety. Truth is less useful.

——End of Satire——

COVID-19 is obviously new and hard data will be slow in coming. I am beyond thankful for our healthcare professionals who are on the front lines taking care of sick people in the face of increased risk to themselves. This is the work of a hero. As for the clinicians searching for treatment pathways and the eventual vaccine?  Heroes all.

It seems as though both the Gov (Fed, State, and Local) and the media (both social and mainstream) have agendas that may not line up so nicely with Healthcare’s mission and because of that may be making care more difficult for our great doctors, nurses, lab workers, CNA’s, infection prevention, etc… Being first to report something seems to always trump accuracy of the information which in my view has resulted in confusing and contradictory direction, rampant misinformation which logically leads to misunderstanding. How in the world could it not?

Why would they do that? One reason may start with the title above…

The COVID-19 Election

I’ve said it before, and it remains true today. I’m less clinical than probably anyone in the world. This is one reason why I was in constant awe of the healthcare providers I was privileged to support in my time working in hospitals and why I’m tremendously excited to be going back to work in a hospital environment in a couple weeks alongside these amazing, and compassionate individuals. That said, I also fancy myself as being able to observe what is going on in the world around me. When I read a piece or listen to commentary, my Spidey sense always starts to tingle when a very imbalanced proposition is advocated.

Here’s where I get a little conspiratorial, but I’m not advocating any position per se. I’m simply asking questions to which I have leanings, but of course no answers. I’m not invited to the Bilderberg meeting and I don’t deem goat leggings as a reasonable pants option.

Norm is not calling this THD by happenstance, but I digress.

Look at the picture below.

US infections as of 3.16.2020 at 8 PM Mountain

What does this look like to you? We don’t really know how many people live in the US, but Google instructs me to believe is it 327.2M. Johns Hopkins tells me that there are currently 4,661 confirmed cases and 85 deaths attributed to COVID-19 in the US. I tried to use my Windows calculator to figure the percentage, and the result had some strange “e” with a minus sign that I don’t understand. My brilliant wife will be somewhat embarrassed to see me admit that I’m also less mathematic than anyone else in the world, but I make up for that in other ways. Not unlike Larry David, I’m also an excellent dish washer. I then engage my light powered Casio calculator and I find this is an infection rate of…CRAP! The Casio gives me a nonsensical result with an “x 10” at the end and another stupid minus sign…Then a 5. Whatever that means. I hate math almost as much as I hate coronavirus.

After quickly abandoning this attempt to argue from a math standpoint the infection rate, I’m left with my observational abilities which I will tout as at least average after admitting my remedial math skills. In looking at the map of the infection rate of the US, does that look like it is a fraction of a percent? A fraction so small that someone of my limited mathematical facilities can’t even figure out, or does it look like you are about to totally win a round of Plague on your iPhone? Why the graphical representation in this manner? Why is Tom Hanks coming out with an infection announcement? Why Idres Elba? I don’t even believe Elba’s announcement. There is no way a virus could infect a man like that. Dude is on a Chuck Norris level.

Does anyone benefit from an exaggerated risk narrative? I wasn’t kidding when I said I’m not clinical in any way whatsoever. This could be worse than the Spanish Flu and the Black Death put together. I’d be the last to know, but I do know when contradictory stories contradict.

Topics for an airport Marriot and a church in Houston **********WARNING Christian content below**********

Explaining a search for purpose. Sharing systems for flipping houses. Living your best life now. Insert your hackneyed line here: _______. Why do events with these boringly predictable taglines continue to fill Marriot conference centers and a church in Houston lead by a “pastor” whose face and hair look like that of a Disneyland animatronic ride for kids? It’s because meaning in life matters to humans.

I’ve recently been presented with an amazing opportunity to shift career gears again. As I was weighing options, a smart person I know challenged me to define what turned out through the course of our conversation to be four terms. What does it mean to be: Busy, Productive, Happy, and Fulfilled? I don’t recall thinking with any level of seriousness about what these terms meant in relation to my career and position in life before that call. Starting a month or so ago, I started thinking through these four terms even though it drastically cut into my efforts to memorize dialog in all 9 seasons of Seinfeld.

As a Christian, my faith provides answers and guidance for the definition of these 4 challenging words and the examples are many. Some are below for your consideration.

Happiness (Joy)- This gives clear action and result.

“But rejoice insofar as you share Christ’s sufferings, that you may also rejoice and be glad when his glory is revealed.” 1 Peter 4:13

Busy– This provides a warning about business when elevating work over things of greater spiritual importance.

“Now as they went on their way, Jesus entered a village. And a woman named Martha welcomed him into her house. And she had a sister called Mary, who sat at the Lord’s feet and listened to his teaching. But Martha was distracted with much serving. And she went up to him and said, “Lord, do you not care that my sister has left me to serve alone? Tell her then to help me.” But the Lord answered her, “Martha, Martha, you are anxious and troubled about many things…” Luke 10:39-41

Productive– I can’t count the amount of times over the years I came back to this verse when my career simply felt as though I was “busy”.

“Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men.” Col 3:23

Fulfilled– (My thoughts below)

“Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy and where thieves break in and steal.” Mat 6:19

“Take delight in the Lord, and he will give you the desires of your heart.” Ps 37:4

In western culture in 2020, our collective and individual wealth is unimaginable to people of just a couple generations previous. The danger of fixing our heart, and therefore our desire, on things temporal is tremendous. When our desires are properly fixed on the Lord, true fulfillment can be realized since the target of that desire is the perfect living God. Anything less will be destroyed by the simple moth.

Trust and the S&P 500

As I watch the S&P fall like sharks from a Sharknado, I’m taking a pause from nervously listening to Bloomberg TV calmly report on market action after the media has largely been hyping Scary Virus for weeks now. My mind drifts to ideas about trust.

I’m happy to trust my life to an airline pilot I’ve never met who may vary well tell me that the enchiladas at Casa Bonita are to die for. Trust is a weird thing that seems to mix the subjective and objective appropriately. If another passenger loves Casa Bonita enchiladas, they may say, “Hey, this pilot REALLY knows his Mexican food!”. They will likely trust other food-based recommendations while they sit on a flight piloted by captain Enchilada over the Pacific even though Casa Bonita enchiladas are objectively dreadful; not unlike my decision to stay in the S&P over the weekend.

Trust is applied to everything. Take the matter of the election and the larger contrasts being drawn between the private sector and the Government. The right says, “Trust the Free Market!”. The left says, “Trust me!”. Problem is, I don’t trust either one of them and believe they are all mental defectives. The way I decide who to follow is to try and figure out who sucks least, or another way to put this is who I am required to TRUST the least.

In an effort to oversimplify the complex, I’ll write the following.

At their core, the left who espouse government expansion seem to want power. AOC plainly stated such a couple weeks back. People who pursue power scare me because to the degree they have power over me is the same degree I’m required to trust them. Furthermore, the decision to trust them is not one I make of my own volition, and instead is thrust upon me through their assumption of power. Now I know this isn’t entirely true as I have some say with free speech and my vote, but when realism kicks in, the person writing this is nothing but a tiny cog on a giant wheel.

At their core, the right who espouse increased ability of the free market to effect society seem to pursue money. This is a concept that I understand even though I don’t trust it. Just like I shouldn’t have trusted my thought that the S&P was going to push through that Friday dip. I might argue they want freedom, but the left would as well. Just in a different form which would muddle matters. This is not altruistic by any means either.

One could argue that Trump is inelegant, inarticulate, comical, a bit of a buffoon, and perhaps not too bright…and I would. I can’t argue that Sanders is the opposite of these things. In fact, he seems like a lunatic who sucks at using the basic functions on a calculator. Dude is baffled by 1st grade math, but doesn’t let that stop him from spending money.

Given this choice, I have to go with the buffoon. Keep in mind, I also held the S&P through the weekend.

Ole Jeff Davis

The start of a very pleasant morning is in the books. Waking up earlier than is required can be an excellent way to get your morning off on the right foot as it can, by function of being awake, allow more work and effort to be put into the day. Somehow it doesn’t feel natural to wake early and then sit in bed and watch tv. Could be wrong here, but not sure how.

Anyway, after waking and throwing some clothes on I went for a run. Nothing huge, just under 3 miles in the oppressive humidity of central Georgia. Muggy has been redefined. Not terribly comfortable to walk to the store in, but for running…amazing.

I decided to run across the Savanah river and noticed something you just don’t see in the Rocky Mountain west, and not talking about the amazing amount of water that would be called an ocean in Colorado.

History is an interesting thing. It is what it was and will be. It’s our perception of it that changes, and sometimes it changes for the good. It stands to reason that it also changes at times for the bad. How could someone argue that building an ability to think is any kind of focus in school these days? Civics classes have gone the way of music both to the detriment of students. Curiosity has been replaced in our culture by a pursuit of entertainment in a war on boredom. Don’t believe this? Find a line where people are waiting and try to notice anyone under the age of 50 that isn’t looking at that thing Steve Jobs has thrust upon us. In a culture like ours, I’m not sure we should look to monuments that remind us of our past and view them with any type of disdain. At this point, they are little more than reference. I saw not one Confederate soldier on my run standing at attention by this stone with 4 words engraved. I don’t know much about ole Jeff Davis other than the basics. I do know that I wouldn’t have spent any time thinking of the War of Northern Aggression today without running by these 4 words, and I would argue that’s kind of the point for these historical markers for however good and bad people are defined this week.

Those who don’t know history are doomed to… are doomed to… are doomed to…  I’m going to play Angry Birds now.

Death

We’ve all heard the famous quote, “…but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.” An interesting quip meant to call attention to how likely taxes will be in one’s future by attributing something as inevitable as death to be its equal. Also interesting is how much more time is spent by people thinking about and being concerned over taxes when death will absolutely one day knock at our door. In terms of impact, death may edge taxes by at least a nose.

I had a meeting at 9 AM today. My day was and still is planned out to the hour. Up early. Read my Bible. Noticed a police car race by me on my way to the gym. Solid cardio day followed by 20 minutes of lifting. Feeling good. Should have printed out the reports needed for the meeting last night, but I’ll still have time. Printing slow, time is running short. Crap. I’m going to be late. I rip the stack of documents from the printer tray and sprint out the door. Going to be a solid 12 minutes late for this important meeting. I couldn’t believe I let myself fall behind this early in the day. I pull up on an intersection that never has any traffic and see traffic backed up. I have zero time for this I think to myself as I quickly realize the speeding cop’s destination was this intersection where at least one person lost their life. A beautiful, warm, sunny Colorado morning. No doubt death was he farthest thing from the mind of the person now unable to hug their family, chill with friends, or perform any other tasks that may have been stacked up on their list. A tremendously sad scene, and a blow that has no doubt landed on many people this morning.

Death will come for us all. It is one of the few certainties in this life. Way more certain than taxes. When was the last time you thought about your death, your mortality? There is another certainty in life, and that is the saving Grace offered by Jesus Christ. If you are saved by the Blood of the Lamb, death holds no sting. It wields no power.

1 Corinthians 15:55-57

“Where, O death, is your victory?
    Where, O death, is your sting?”

The sting of death is sin, and the power of sin is the law. But thanks be to God! He gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.

I would humbly suggest that if you haven’t worked out what you believe because you need to get to work, or the gym, or this or that very important thing, maybe it would be worth a few minutes of your time. Work out through evidence, logic, and reason what your belief system is and through what lens you view the world.

In case you were wondering how that very important meeting went, it was fine.