Baseball fans are responsible for poor COVID-19 reporting

I need to get two things out of the way right up front.

  1. I haven’t followed baseball in years, so I carry no part of this blame.
  2. I’m not commenting on the state of the pandemic, only the statistical reporting of it.

Baseball fans know better than some that reporting on an isolated stat with no context is completely useless. Here’s an example.

Let’s say someone was talking about a ball player in this context. He hopped out of the gate with a solid 36 hits, then tailing off significantly to 9 hits. Then doubling that with 17, 16, and 12 hits respectively. Then a volcanic eruption of 74 hits followed by 68 and a very respectable 53 hits.

Now let’s say someone was talking about a different ball player in this context. He had 1 hit. He had 1 hit. He had 1 hit. He had 2 hits. He had 2 hits. He had 1 hit.

Who is the better hitter? You’ve already sussed out the setup here, but we’ll get back to it in a minute.

The greatest play of all time

Back in the day before tweets, ‘gram postings, and fakebook. Even before connecting with Myspace Tom, I remember snagging a newspaper and heading over to Hardee’s for some biscuits and gravy. With paper on table and deliciousness on fork, a jump to the sports page would commence. During baseball season, the most beautiful sight was a page filled with boxes scores and standings. 10 game streaks, games back, winning percentage of teams in the next series. Starting pitchers, ERA, Win/Loss records, saves, IP, WHIP, and all the rest were wonderful. Comparing games back to games remaining, figuring out win rate for a team in 3rd place to have a shot at taking over 1st by the end of the season, listening to sport talk radio where people arguing over who was the better player and if a power hitter with a high average making more money than a starting pitcher who only throws once every 5 games was a correct allocation of dollars was solid entertainment; the equivalent of a fakebook argument these days.  

Back to the example. Without context, you could very easily make the argument the first player is way better because, more hits. The second player sucks because, less hits. Stats are so easily manipulated and can be very simply and effectively used to support a story when the listener is looking for someone to tell them what they should believe about this or that.  This idea of a search for conformation bias is explored in depth in #thesocialdilemma. It’s worth your time.

Simply seeing an out of context number go up could be of value, but without context it’s impossible to actually know what’s going on. Example number 1 was Mario Mendoza’s yearly hit total. The textual representation of a .200 BA. A sort of the threshold of where a bad hitter crosses into miserable. Example number 2 was the last 6 games of the 56-game hitting streak owned by the Yankee Clipper Joe DiMaggio. A record that will never be broken.

Yet almost every headline speaks of total cases with precious little context. This coming from a pro-mask guy. The thing about double-edged swords is…

Grim Title to Get that Click!

It is preferable to have a scary picture tied to the title to increase the chance of eyeballs scanning your piece and more importantly your advertisements. After all, websites only pay for themselves if eyes see adverts.

Now that you’ve snared a reader with a scare tactic, keep the fear and anxiety going. Another picture with an ominous caption should work well. Something involving WW1 era gas masks meant to protect soldiers during trench warfare would be an excellent choice. Always promote war imagery if possible; an excellent way to heighten anxiety. Depending on the perceived reputation of your organization, you may need a well-placed and subtle caveat in your picture’s subtitle. If your organization engages in more outlandish commentary, forgo the hedge.


Between the scare title, one or two gas mask pictures, and a scary subtitle for your pictures, you’ve got your eyeballs and your ad rev.

The body of the piece doesn’t matter so much. If your editor likes numbers and “facts”, feel free to throw some on in. Just make sure you contradict them: in the exact same piece, in a piece you wrote recently or will write soon, or in something that has been written or said by someone else. When a number of significance is hit (this is largely arbitrary and simply focuses on round numbers of either infected or dead), write a piece about it. That story will write itself while you wait on your microwave dinner to heat and will be an easy win because people will already know about the milestone and seek this story out themselves.

ABOVE ALL, do not take the importance of maintaining off the charts anxiety lightly! As the weather warms in the northern hemisphere where the majority of cases are, people tend to become more active, enjoy the weather, and pay attention to the keepers of the information less and their family and friends more. Don’t worry about things like hobbies, sporting events, kid’s baseball games, concerts and the like. The others will handle that. Our job is crucial to them being successful in theirs. We are men and women of action and anxiety. Truth is less useful.

——End of Satire——

COVID-19 is obviously new and hard data will be slow in coming. I am beyond thankful for our healthcare professionals who are on the front lines taking care of sick people in the face of increased risk to themselves. This is the work of a hero. As for the clinicians searching for treatment pathways and the eventual vaccine?  Heroes all.

It seems as though both the Gov (Fed, State, and Local) and the media (both social and mainstream) have agendas that may not line up so nicely with Healthcare’s mission and because of that may be making care more difficult for our great doctors, nurses, lab workers, CNA’s, infection prevention, etc… Being first to report something seems to always trump accuracy of the information which in my view has resulted in confusing and contradictory direction, rampant misinformation which logically leads to misunderstanding. How in the world could it not?

Why would they do that? One reason may start with the title above…

The COVID-19 Election

I’ve said it before, and it remains true today. I’m less clinical than probably anyone in the world. This is one reason why I was in constant awe of the healthcare providers I was privileged to support in my time working in hospitals and why I’m tremendously excited to be going back to work in a hospital environment in a couple weeks alongside these amazing, and compassionate individuals. That said, I also fancy myself as being able to observe what is going on in the world around me. When I read a piece or listen to commentary, my Spidey sense always starts to tingle when a very imbalanced proposition is advocated.

Here’s where I get a little conspiratorial, but I’m not advocating any position per se. I’m simply asking questions to which I have leanings, but of course no answers. I’m not invited to the Bilderberg meeting and I don’t deem goat leggings as a reasonable pants option.

Norm is not calling this THD by happenstance, but I digress.

Look at the picture below.

US infections as of 3.16.2020 at 8 PM Mountain

What does this look like to you? We don’t really know how many people live in the US, but Google instructs me to believe is it 327.2M. Johns Hopkins tells me that there are currently 4,661 confirmed cases and 85 deaths attributed to COVID-19 in the US. I tried to use my Windows calculator to figure the percentage, and the result had some strange “e” with a minus sign that I don’t understand. My brilliant wife will be somewhat embarrassed to see me admit that I’m also less mathematic than anyone else in the world, but I make up for that in other ways. Not unlike Larry David, I’m also an excellent dish washer. I then engage my light powered Casio calculator and I find this is an infection rate of…CRAP! The Casio gives me a nonsensical result with an “x 10” at the end and another stupid minus sign…Then a 5. Whatever that means. I hate math almost as much as I hate coronavirus.

After quickly abandoning this attempt to argue from a math standpoint the infection rate, I’m left with my observational abilities which I will tout as at least average after admitting my remedial math skills. In looking at the map of the infection rate of the US, does that look like it is a fraction of a percent? A fraction so small that someone of my limited mathematical facilities can’t even figure out, or does it look like you are about to totally win a round of Plague on your iPhone? Why the graphical representation in this manner? Why is Tom Hanks coming out with an infection announcement? Why Idres Elba? I don’t even believe Elba’s announcement. There is no way a virus could infect a man like that. Dude is on a Chuck Norris level.

Does anyone benefit from an exaggerated risk narrative? I wasn’t kidding when I said I’m not clinical in any way whatsoever. This could be worse than the Spanish Flu and the Black Death put together. I’d be the last to know, but I do know when contradictory stories contradict.