Sometimes it’s easy to realize a limit or boundary without looking for it. If I try to make the Denver Nuggets with the dream of dunking on a 7’ center in my first game, that won’t happen, EVER. This is also an example of why people who say things like, “always chase your dreams and never give up” may not be giving the best advice. Some dreams will only ever be realized in that sweet expanse of possibility known as imagination. Now there are those things that are well outside an individual’s comfort zone, but may not be entirely impossible. These seem to be the things worth pushing toward. So rather than working on my reverse dunk, I took my first Brazilian Jiu Jitsu class at 6 AM this morning.
I rolled up to the place early. I don’t know if it’s a gym, dojo, or just a place. Also, I’ve been able to figure out the word “roll” is integral in the lingo. Anyway, somehow my water spilled in my bag as I pulled it from the back seat to my lap while waiting for the doors to open and I proceeded to spill water all over myself. So I had that going for me. The professor loaned me a gi and helped my tie my belt and warm ups started. After being last to finish EVERY SINGLE drill, my belt was a disaster, my right hip was barking loud, was out of breath, and quickly realized class really hadn’t even really started yet. I did make it through the warm-up though.
Already tired we begin to do close guard drills focusing on a simple throw and a couple variations on a choke submission. Everyone rolls with everyone to include a roughly 13 year old young man. There I am with underwear still wet, belt tied like a moron, and preparing to try and submit a junior high school individual. As we move into position I jokingly ask, “Now you are going to take it easy on me, right?” his reply, “Maybe”.
Not much resistance since we are working on learning the technique. I get my right forearm on the right side of his neck, and my left on his left. I rotate my wrists and pull him close to apply pressure on those arteries and veins. I feel a little bad, but I also feel a little like Kramer when he dominated in that episode of Seinfeld. As I wait for my opponent to tap, he says with a confident smirk, “A bit more…” I cranked his neck almost as hard as I could, and was able to get a tap more of a conciliatory nature than anything else. Soon after, class ended. Zero doubt in my mind that young man is going places.
Some objective measures: I started off with a wet crotch, was thoroughly exhausted, highlighted how weak and out of shape I am, was handily choked by a female half my size, taunted by a jr. high schooler, was “that guy” in the warm-ups, thrown multiple times by sizeable fellows, popping Ibuprofen by 7:15 and trying to stretch the pain away at work. To top everything else off, my seat in the car was still soaked so I had a wet butt as I walked into the hospital to start the next part of my day.
I can’t wait to go back.


